Day 2 - Memorial

Let me make a confession. I am a Facebook addict. And on Facebook, you stalk people. Oh yes. The hot chick who popped out of nowhere, walking seductively in front of your classroom? No problem. Look, I even found your grandmother on Facebook! So what's the real deal? I was stalking a friend of mine who became a first-aider in an event I organized. Well, she told me that she was from MGS, and I'm like: "Oh I know this girl from MGS too! Her name is mm but she might not remember me though!"

So mm happened to wall my friend, and the first-aider told her that she met this guy called Domo! Does mm remember me? "Who? Domo? Whodomo? Hmm I don't really remember him.. oh my gosh I feel bad :/" Well, I'd like to say my heart sank... not. Haha. I talked to mm for five seconds in 2009's ASEAN Dance! Well yeah, its kinda difficult to forget someone who's quite a sight.. On the other hand, me? Probably I'm just like any other guy who hits on her frequently! Much fluffier, though :D

So what's the moral of the story? If you want to make an impression, be physically charming! If you are not, go have a plastic surgery! Hold your guns, I know you are judging me as a superficial person. But hey, majority of people are visual creatures. Ask them to visualize Roti Prata and they will picture a crisp-brown dough of flour spilled with curry all over, not a caps-lock Helvetica fonted R-O-T-I P-R-A-T-A!

Moving on, I am.. very difficult to understand! On one hand, I am notorious for being a BLUR-king infused with triple doses of amnesia in remembering people's names, much less aware of who they actually are. My Moor Tarbet house captain knew me well before I even know him. After he spoke to me about some house related issues, I turned to my friend and asked: "dude, do you know who that guy was?" and he's like: "its your house captain you fluffing retard!" Awesome.. Let's hope I recognize my boss' name in the future (or be my own boss :D)

On the other hand, forgetting my crush took me a lifetime. Dammit. What does it take to forget someone? Or being more precise, what does it take to forget a girl? Simple. Another girl. And the hunt continues..

Forever yours truly,